Hemingway Jameson New Years Bash
Tue, Dec 31
|San Antonio
An extravaganza of spiders, midgets, and other assorted circus performers. Followed by Cool Whip Stacking Contest. We are firing all guns at midnight after ingesting ayahuasca. Guaranteed over 10 felonies each.
Time & Location
Dec 31, 2024, 7:00 PM – 11:00 PM CST
San Antonio, 8359 Bent Waters, San Antonio, TX 78239, USA
About the event
Welcome to the Wildest Show on Earth!
Get ready for an extravaganza that will make your grandma question your life choices! Join us for a night filled with:
Spiders: Yes, you heard that right! Our eight-legged friends will be performing acrobatics that will make you scream... in delight or terror, we can't guarantee which!
Midgets: Watch as they defy gravity and logic while juggling flaming torches! (Don't worry, they have insurance... we think.)
Other Assorted Circus Performers: Expect the unexpected! From contortionists who can fold themselves into a taco to clowns that will make you question your sanity!